Please pardon the interruption

Attention, thing-ers: We will not be creating a new post for each item. It's hassle enough to create so many posts and keep them in order for only 700 names; for one million things it would be ridiculous. From now on, posts will be formatted as follows:

Example:

   Title:
   Things 1 - x

   Body:
   This is thing 1: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

   This is thing 2: Stuart Murray's green hair.

   This is thing x: Rubber pants.

Each consecutive item will separated by one line break for the sake of readability. Posts WILL be titled as above.

Please adhere strictly to this format under threat of thing deletion.

Thanks,
The Management