Things 26-50

This is thing 26: Soilent Green is people!

This is thing 27: Bears do, in fact, shit in the woods.

This is thing 28: I once shat in the woods.

This is thing 29: Klaatu Barada Nikto.

This is thing 30: This is thing 30.

This is thing 31: A rectal thermometer.

This is thing 32: The only thing to fear is fear itself.

This is thing 33: ... and giant, winged bat monsters.

This is thing 34: 3.1415926535897932385

This is thing 35: It is a pain when people improperly change formatting against my wishes.

This is thing 36: Teddy Ruxpin.

This is thing 37: Papa Gordon don't take no sass from no headcrab zombies, son.

This is thing 38: He was tall. Tall, and sad - like the last yeti.

This is thing 39: The girl looked for her lost doll for hours, but she never did find it

This is thing 40: Many people are like marshmallows, in that they are white and puffy until you set them on fire.

This is thing 41: No animals were harmed in the making of this film.

This is thing 42: The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

This is thing 43: Deja Vu is a glitch in the Matrix and a Gentlemen's Club.

This is thing 44: They might be giants--but they aren't.

This is thing 45: Girls are stupid.

This is thing 46: Chalkdust is the leading cause of phlebitis in hairless mammals.

This is thing 47: Caution: Fragile.

This is thing 48: Electro-feckin'-plankton

This is thing 49: The leaves skip and dance merrily across the dying grass, the last vestiges of a passing season, leaving behind nothing but the bitter sadness of a cold, hard winter.

This is thing 50: We are 1/20000th of all the way there.