Things 51-60

This thing is 51: Gernglish is my new favourite language

This thing is 52: No amount of counselling can prepare you for exposure to excessive upper arm hair

This thing is 53: No amount of counselling will ever nullify the effects of exposure to excessive upper arm hair

This thing is 54: If a tree falls in a forest and hits an unexploded A-bomb, and only a blind man is watching along with his deaf friend, is the flute section ever really necessary?

This thing is 55: Miximatoasties

This thing is 56: Eating scrambled eggs from a shoe... with a comb

This thing is 57: Guinness fart

This thing is 58: Clutching at straws

This thing is 59: Scraping the barrel

This thing is 60: I know the answer's Jesus, but it sounds like a squirrel to me