Things 4001-4034

This is thing 4001: Sleeping with sheets is far more comfortable than sleeping in a sleeping bag.

This is thing 4002: Softer is better...sometimes.

This is thing 4003: Bad metal is a true tradegy.

This is thing 4004: Over analysis is the road to repeated unhappiness.

This is thing 4005: Mountain Jew.

This is thing 4006: Philosophy, Sociology and Anthropology may be tied for most useless educational courses of study.

This is thing 4007: Needles are freaking sharp.

This is thing 4008: The sea turtle is better than your whole family.

This is thing 4009: Crabs.

This is thing 4010: Useless little plastic paper clips.

This is thing 4011: White out smears like crazy in there.

This is thing 4012: I have so many important things I should be doing right now.

This is thing 4013: Women. Can't live with 'em, Can't live...with 'em.

This is thing 4014: When we get to 10,000 should we have a party?

This is thing 4015: "Age ain't nothin' but a number."

This is thing 4016: Some people seem destined to accomplish nothing. This causes me great confusion.

This is thing 4017: Can we really avoid repetition? After awhile it just isn't worth it to use the word searching function.

This is thing 4018: Pink pitchers.

This is thing 4019: Sigmund Freud, can you be more wrong?

This is thing 4020: Simplicity makes life so much simpler.

This is thing 4021: I'll study your anatomy.

This is thing 4022: Why is sitting down so much easier than getting up?

This is thing 4023: ABIOCOR.

This is thing 4024: Why is Corps. pronounced like core, cause that never made sense to me.

This is thing 4025: From the mind of a true genius.

This is thing 4026: "It was raised by a dead bird."

This is thing 4027: Elephants, they are huge.

This is thing 4028: Unbeknownst to most Americans there are actually 5 types of Hepatitis, A through E.

This is thing 4029: Urination to aleviate distress, what a great idea.

This is thing 4030: Why is it that once something becomes unavailable or withheld for a time, it suddenly becomes so much more important than it was before?

This is thing 4031: Metastatic tumors suck.

This is thing 4032: Don't say you are what you aren't or you aren't what you are.

This is thing 4033: I heard once that flies puke everytime they land.

This is thing 4034: I have to post this before the computer shuts down on me.