One Million Things

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Things 935-991

This is thing 935: Yummy Hawaiian bread.

This is thing 936: I doubt this bread is from Hawaii.

This is thing 937: Never once have I tasted the sweet nectar, more than twice.

This is thing 938: Moral obligation to not drink beer? More for me!

This is thing 939: Soaking, wet, matches.

This is thing 940: A recognizable scent.

This is thing 941: Two dollars for a starving homeless person.

This is thing 942: Regret, and dissonance.

This is thing 943: Hey, mambo italiano.

This is thing 944: Lichtenstein's economy.

This is thing 945: Malta's economy.

This is thing 946: Luxemburg's economy

This is thing 947: Belgium's economy

This is thing 948: Iceland's economy.

This is thing 949: That's amore!

This is thing 950: Uruguay's economy.

This is thing 951: Estonia's economy.

This is thing 952: Lithuania's economy.

This is thing 953: Amsterdam's economic defecit.

This is thing 954: Switzerland's economy.

This is thing 955: Paraguay's economy.

This is thing 956: The rights to OJ Simpson's name.

This is thing 957: The rights to Clark Gable's name.

This is thing 958: Bolivia's economy.

This is thing 959: An Hepatectomy

This is thing 960: A cardiatectamy

This is thing 961: Venezuela's economy.

This is thing 962: Oozing membranes.

This is thing 963: Smoke in face that feels like a warm embrace.

This is thing 964: The rights to Marilyn Monroe's name.

This is thing 965: Slow failure at a fast task.

This is thing 966: Die Wenigen. Die Stoltzen.

This is thing 967: The Reindeer of Lapland was formerly part of the same system.

This is thing 968: The overarching lack of empathy in Costa Rica's economy.

This is thing 969: Costa Rica's economy.

This is thing 970: An engagement ring thrown into Lake Michigan.

This is thing 971: A secret cry-baby.

This is thing 972: The new indie-funk genre.

This is thing 973: Transhumance

This is thing 974: Nomadism

This is thing 975: Horticulture's use of slash and burn techniques.

This is thing 976: Agriculture's creation of a surplus.

This is thing 977: A surplus's creation creating a need for an economy.

This is thing 978: New Guinea's economy.

This is thing 979: Spooning in an un-called for environment.

This is thing 980: Masticating in an un-called for environment.

This is thing 981: Smoking in an un-called for environment.

This is thing 982: Use of the internet in an uncalled for environment.

This is thing 983: Confessing sins in an un-called for environment.

This is thing 984: Dancing during confession.

This is thing 985: Use of mono-syllabic words in an un-called for environment.

This is thing 986: Use of poly-syllabic words in an un-called for environment.

This is thing 987: Starting forest fires in an un-called environment.

This is thing 988: Love languages.

This is thing 989: Provocative Starbucks encounters.

This is thing 990: Mistaking someone's gender over the telephone.

This is thing 991: Arrow cordials.

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