Things 81-100

This is thing 81: Cheese is delicious, but deadly.

This is thing 82: Fruit of the Loom, ironically, does not make edible underpants.

This is thing 83: When dinosaurs ruled the earth.

This is thing 84: Al Sharpton, Prince of Thieves.

This is thing 85: What if air was inflatable? 

This is thing 86: Onion powder is a powerful narcotic.

This is thing 87: Thing 1.

This is thing 88: Thing 88.

This is thing 89: Circular logic.

This is thing 90: A Ford Festiva covered in white frosting does not constitute a wedding cake.

This is thing 91: God wouldn't have made cows from leather if he didn't intend for us to wear them. 

This is thing 92: The Ypsilanti water tower is a giant phallus. 

This is thing 93: What if a man came up?

This is thing 94: Political correctness is ruining the world.

This is thing 95: Mostly lag.

This is thing 96: Excessive use of hyperlinks.

This is thing 97: Piano is, quite possibly, the greatest instrument ever invented.

This is thing 98: Second only to the Sakbut.

This is thing 99: Kenny G. is a hero of many and murderer of more.

This is thing 100: God created cognac for the seventh day.