Things 119-165

This is thing 119: It's true.

This is thing 120: Salamander pie.

This is thing 121: As blue as it is forgotten.

This is thing 122: A camera stole my soul.

This is thing 123: You always have to use the bathroom.

This is thing 124: Carpel Tunnel Syndrome will be the downfall of mankind.

This is thing 125: Some people take all the fun out of misogyny. 

This is thing 126: White is a better color for paper than is chartreuse. 

This is thing 127: Every time a liberal is born, a baby seal is clubbed to death.

This is thing 128: If you can read this, you're probably not in the kitchen.

This is thing 129: Vote dynamite for paper!

This is thing 130: The old man stood on the sidewalk, staring absently into the night, 
completely oblivious to the grand piano not twelve stories directly above him.  

This is thing 131: At this rate, we will never reach an infinite number of posts.

This is thing 132: Damn and blast!

This is thing 133: Cough syrup is a viable, if not particularly attractive, method of becoming intoxicated.

This is thing 134: Baby animals are better.

This is thing 135: Bluegrass music is too good for you.

This is thing 136: ICBM

This is thing 137: Leaves don't grow on trees, young man.

This is thing 138: Nickels are the most valuable currency in a society that has only nickels.

This is thing 139: Space travel is impossible. 

This is thing 140: If you lived underwater, you wouldn't have to worry about the rain.

This is thing 141: Home of the peanut butter and ham sandwich!

This is thing 142: I pledge allegiance to Queen Frag and her mighty state of Hysteria.

This is thing 143: The majority of the English language infringes on some copyright or another.

This is thing 144: I wouldn't lick that even if you paid me. How much? Really? I guess I'll lick it. But just a little bit.

This is thing 145: Off I go, paddling my boat through seas of ice cream an mountains of gelatinous goo with nary a care in the world, for I have with me my lifelong companion--Arlo Guthrie.

This is thing 146: Guitars and hummingbirds have far more in common than you might think.

This is thing 147: My left hand registers as a 14 on th pH scale.

This is thing 148: Thermos H. Christ

This is tihng 149: Things are SEXpensive.

This is thing 150: But what will you do when you're staring into the face of an angry platinum dragon? What then, Sonny? What then?

This is thing 151: Repetitively repeating repetitions with his repeater.

This is thing 152: The greatest whale is the humpback. Or the Baluga.

This is thing 153: There are only one and a half different types of shark.

This is thing 154: Ace Commander Coriander Salamander and 'Er Single-Hander Belly-Lander.

This is thing 155: If I could take credit for more things, I think I probably would.

This is thing 156: I pose a question to you.

This is thing 157: Every day is happy hour..?

This is thing 158: Few things in life are more difficult than conversations with girls.

This is thing 159: Few things in life are more difficult than not drinking cognac.

This is thing 160: Few things in life are few for as few reasons as so few people think.

This is thing 161: The word 'few' has lost all meaning.

This is thing 162: Mr. Rogers is my hero. 

This is thing 163: Say something abstract.

This is thing 164:

    For this proof, we assume that girls are a product of time and money.

    Girls = Time x Money

    Everyone knows that time is money.

    Girls = Money x Money; Girls = Money^2

    It is a commonly accepted fact that money is the root of all evil.

    Money = √Evil

    Girls = (√Evil)^2

    Girls = Evil

This is thing 165: Scott Joplin's Dirty Dish Rag