Things 201-236

This is thing 201: An electric stapler.

This is thing 202: Leg hair.

This is thing 203: Elizabus.

This is thing 204: Whirring noises are not nearly as frightening.

This is thing 205: Ficus

This is thing 206: Headphones McGee

This is thing 207: Skunkpaste Muffins

This is thing 208: Use template for 5198

This is thing 209: If you had to feed your backpack on a daily basis, how comfortable would you be putting your homework in it?

This is thing 210: There are no true stories.

This is thing 211: Now we're never going to get cheese flavored soda pop.

This is thing 212: Saucebread.

This is thing 213: Spot of tea, Govnah?

This is thing 214: Raccoon poop

This is thing 215: Tuna fish sandwich

This is thing 216: I'm learning how to be a stapler.

This is thing 217: The Harmonicazation of Henry Kissinger

This is thing 218: Fondue

This is thing 219: Juggly Juice

This is thing 220: Elephant fluff

This is thing 221: My soul

This is thing 222: This tea cup is fascinating!

This is thing 223: It would be the size of your ENTIRE HOUSE!!!!!!!

This is thing 224: Bethie is made entirely out of buttered ham froth.

This is thing 225: You're an idiot.

This is thing 226: Yes. Yes, I am.

This is thing 227: Sushie is monopolous.

This is thing 228: This work of genius is a modern-day Finnegan's Wake. Beotch.

This is thing 229: Extravangant eels escalate enormously.

This is thing 230: Exellence is of pants.

This is thing 231: What if we had some people in the girls' bathroom and the boys' bathroom?

This is thing 232: Daffodils are delicate.

This is thing 233: I don't really care for cantelope.

This is thing 234: I know a man who is the earthly embodiment of boredom.

This is thing 235: Germophobes who do not clean are an eternal conondrum.

This is thing 236: Some bathroom ceilings are home to an ecosystem of their very own.