One Million Things

Monday, November 20, 2006

Things 4201-4300

This is thing 4201: A broken mouse and keys to go with it.

This is thing 4202: Salvador Dali made a movie.

This is thing 4203: AKC female yorkie

This is thing 4204: Is that your pubic hair?

This is thing 4205: I can't find The Grand.

This is thing 4206: Would you please donate your eggs to science.

This is thing 4207: The new moon is the perfect time to make some positive changes in your life.

This is thing 4208: Be more aware of your assets and finances.

This is thing 4209: An idealist and a fighter.

This is thing 4210: Clean up your act with respect to insurance matters, inheritences and shared property.

This is thing 4211: I can tell where they came from.

This is thing 4212: What can you do to become more efficient and effective in your daily life?

This is thing 4213: Friendship can actually improve your health.

This is thing 4214: You might already be a winner.

This is thing 4215: The first co-op ever.

This is thing 4216: David is not as cool as Jack.

This is thing 4217: Woozy from dehydration.

This is thing 4218: The impact of Ombudsman.

This is thing 4219: Just use logic.

This is thing 4220: London is overrun.

This is thing 4221: _84_26971

This is thing 4222: Who says things like that?

This is thing 4223: What is she staring at?

This is thing 4224: They have no shame.

This is thing 4225: Fur isn't murder if you leave the skinless creatures alive.

This is thing 4226: A monkey brain is a terrible thing to waste.

This is thing 4227: A trip to the butcher.

This is thing 4228: Look up.

This is thing 4229: A trip to the waste treatment plant.

This is thing 4230: Walking to the bakery.

This is thing 4231: Any excuse to go to the theater.

This is thing 4232: Rock-Star

This is thing 4233: Clashing colors of the coat.

This is thing 4234: Hip-check.

This is thing 4235: The rainy day rock quarry.

This is thing 4236: 62 are not available.

This is thing 4237: If interest wanes, we are all doomed.

This is thing 4238: Cha-cha-cha-changes!

This is thing 4239: The waste of time was worth it.

This is thing 4240: A row of three.

This is thing 4241: Eight more sections.

This is thing 4242: Thirty windows.

This is thing 4243: The perfect hiding place.

This is thing 4244: No hope left.

This is thing 4245: Wes should give!

This is thing 4246: I want it for a year.

This is thing 4247: ______Is not worth the effort.

This is thing 4248: Three legs

This is thing 4249: Burnt

This is thing 4250: Like a well-oiled machination.

This is thing 4251: Everyone is growing up.

This is thing 4252: Do you prefer 'groin' or 'crotch'?

This is thing 4253: Just getting hotter.

This is thing 4254: Can't blame anyone else.

This is thing 4255: Planned in advance.

This is thing 4256: What doesn't the pat mean?

This is thing 4257: Unforseen consequences.

This is thing 4258: Since before you were born.

This is thing 4259: A sudden influx

This is thing 4260: The upside-down ADULT sign.

This is thing 4261: Thank God, it is a cow's eye.

This is thing 4262: A nervous demeanor.

This is thing 4263: Clandestine meetings are the best!

This is thing 4264: Due to a lack of experience.

This is thing 4265: The folds of a straw wrapper.

This is thing 4266: Does three-ply exist?

This is thing 4267: In such short a time, the loop has surpased me.

This is thing 4268: Unsettlement

This is thing 4269: In fourth grade my teacher would write a word on the chalkboard, and if we were not quiet by the time the word was finished we would lose recess time.

This is thing 4270: Some like it hot. Others like it cold. . . and wet.

This is thing 4271: A few months ago I caved in and set one up.

This is thing 4272: Pather Panchali was the first Indian movie to hit it big in the States.

This is thing 4273: I'll leave that item out of sight.

This is thing 4274: A whippin'

This is thing 4275: We can all make tiny time machines for ourselves.

This is thing 4276: Deodorant can cause Alzheimer's.

This is thing 4277: No, Kim, I don't think that we can make new memories.

This is thing 4278: He had hair, God damn it!

This is thing 4279: Put everything in perspective.

This is thing 4280: The walls.

This is thing 4281: Cat hair that never leaves.

This is thing 4282: Insignificant wardrobe.

This is thing 4283: Just wait for him to do it. It is safer.

This is thing 4284: I want to get more from life.

This is thing 4285: XXXXtra hot

This is thing 4286: Ten of Spades.

This is thing 4287: Can existence really mean anything?

This is thing 4288: Sleep peacefully? How?

This is thing 4289: Broken pencils. . . overflowing pens.

This is thing 4290: The taste of defeat.

This is thing 4291: If he was reborn, why?

This is thing 4292: The leaves of the trees are absorbing chlorophyl.

This is thing 4293: Chut-Up!

This is thing 4294: Half-off.

This is thing 4295: If you were(are) a woman, would you rather be called: chick, babe, broad, bird or piece of meat? Or none of the above?

This is thing 4296: It takes him back . . . but not me.

This is thing 4297: The scratching of the crown.

This is thing 4298: I guess I can't pass as gay.

This is thing 4299: The monastic orders are unappealing.

This is thing 4300: The hardest option is the only one available.

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