Things 4901-4970

This is thing 4901: Sometimes it is difficult to return.

This is thing 4902: Other times it is very easy to return.

This is thing 4903: Library research methods do not make for exciting lectures.

This is thing 4904: All those fortune cookies came true.

This is thing 4905: 14,921 had donated.

This is thing 4906: Americans and Englishmen pronounce Proust differently.

This is thing 4907: When a German toast's he remembers that modernist.

This is thing 4908: Lets go to the beach.

This is thing 4909: Transliteration: Na Zdrovya. Or if not there: Salut.

This is thing 4910: Total Carbohydrates in my body at this point: 4.5 If I eat a piece of sugarfree gum, that will not change.

This is thing 4911: Do you ever wish you could have recess again?

This is thing 4912: How old are the pants that you are wearing?

This is thing 4913: Is it good or bad when your pants are older than your car?

This is thing 4914: Pants become cool again when they are older than your Uncle.

This is thing 4915: I heard that a poet hanged himself with barbed wire.

This is thing 4916: Scooters, Vacation, Fall.

This is thing 4917: I can't access those digitized novels. No matter how hard I try.

This is thing 4918: The displaced narrative.

This is thing 4919: INLAND EMPIRE by David Lynch

This is thing 4920: Tanner '88 by Robert Altman

This is thing 4921: The Last Wave by Peter Weir

This is thing 4922: Bottle Rocket by Wes Anderson

This is thing 4923: Total Recall by Peter Verhoeven

This is thing 4924: The Dead Zone by David Cronenberg

This is thing 4925: Tetsuo: The Iron Man by Shinya Tsukamoto

This is thing 4926: Days of Heaven by Terrence Malick

This is thing 4927: Un Chien Andalou by Louis Bunuel

This is thing 4928: Ballet Mecanique by Fernand Leger

This is thing 4929: Sibelius by Timo Koivusalo

This is thing 4930: The Darjeeling Limited by Wes Anderson

This is thing 4931: The Patriots and The Colts by the Mafia

This is thing 4932: A confounding math adventure

This is thing 4933: I took a look at a webcomic I had not read in a long time. It was very pleasant to do so.

This is thing 4934: i took a look at a webcomic I had not read in a long time. I was disappointed in the poor quality of the work.

This is thing 4935: Day of Wrath by Carl Dreyer

This is thing 4936: I walked out in front of everybody. I didn't even think of embarrassment until I had to come back. Even then. . . it was hard to care.

This is thing 4937: I would hope that Roland Barthes would try to give me a little kiss on the cheek as close French friends might.

This is thing 4938: Would you prefer to stare into the eyes of Robert Alter or Alain de Botton?

This is thing 4939: I still have 2 free games of pool.

This is thing 4940: Is the smell that I smell what people usually associate with me? I hope not; it smells terrible.

This is thing 4941: Every time someone gives me a dollar, I will make them into a thing.

This is thing 4942: My life is a readymade.

This is thing 4943: My socks are a readymade.

This is thing 4944: Your feelings are a readymade.

This is thing 4945: All of the hamburgers that I have eaten this month were readymades.

This is thing 4946: My cock is a readymade.

This is thing 4947: I would like to turn my life into a reciprocal readymade.

This is thing 4948: I would like to turn my socks into a reciprocal readymade.

This is thing 4949: I would like to turn all of those hamburgers into reciprocal readymades. Each with their own inherent value - independent of me or even the hamburgers with which they are associated according to the narrative of my existence.

This is thing 4950: I would like to turn my cock into a reciprocal readymade.

This is thing 4951: The Canadian dollar is much too worthwhile.

This is thing 4952: James Elkins is probably not related to Pat Elkins. Who else is named Elkins?

This is thing 4953: Please, don't make assumptions. Everything is done for a reason.

This is thing 4954: The cup is and has been sitting far from the canvas.

This is thing 4955: John Henry Hunter 1922-1944

This is thing 4956: Histories

This is thing 4957: Conversations

This is thing 4958: Theories

This is thing 4959: Critiques

This is thing 4960: Suggestions

This is thing 4961: Conclusions

This is thing 4962: Notes

This is thing 4963: If I put an ad up on craigslist will you respond?

This is thing 4964: I preferred the old layout to tell you the truth. Not that it makes a very big difference, but it had more structure. I like structure. At least in my check-out lines.

This is thing 4965: Could Nicholas Bourriaud eat Sigmund Freud if he wanted to?

This is thing 4966: Please don't interpret that as allegorical, metaphorical, surrealistic or absurdist.

This is thing 4967: Cavernous holes of unsettled carbon dioxide.

This is thing 4968: The absence of nothing

This is thing 4969: Who cares for waste other than those hippies? I'll tell you who.

This is thing 4970: There is no good way to communicate.