One Million Things

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Thing 4301-4350

This is thing 4301: Common Ailment-Athletes foot, Cure-Put your foot in boiling black tea.

This is thing 4302: Common Ailment-Bugs, Cure-If you gather nettles in the Spring and make nettle soup it will keep away all bugs.

This is thing 4303: Common Ailment-Boil, Cure-If you have a boil on your body put a hot water and bread poultice on it.

This is thing 4304: Common Ailment-Blackheads and Boil, Cure-Curl up under a bramble bush.

This is thing 4305: Common Ailment-Baldness, Cure-Mix lily roots and tar and massage into scalp.

This is thing 4306: Common Ailment-Baldness, Cure-Rub urine on your scalp.

This is thing 4307: Common Ailment-Burn, Cure-Apply cow dung.

This is thing 4308: Common Ailment-Cough, Cure-If you get a cough get a red flannel and put it around your chest and it helps the cough.

This is thing 4309: Common Ailment-Cold, Cure-If you have a cold get a lemon and hot water and put the lemon into the hot water and drink it 3 times a day and eat the skin of the lemon.

This is thing 4310: Common Ailment-Corns, Cure-Tie a piece of thread around it tigthly and leave it till it falls off.

This is thing 4311: Common Ailment-Cracked Skin, Cure-Rub butter onto the cracked skin.

This is thing 4312: Common Ailment-Cough, Cure-Cut the the top hair off a donkey and eat it!

This is thing 4313: Common Ailment-Chest cold, Cure-Put mustard on brown paper and put on chest.

This is thing 4314: Common Ailment-Cut Cure-Get a bowl of hot water and put salt in it. Pour on the cut.

This is thing 4315: Common Ailment-Cold sore, Cure-Put a tea bag on it.

This is thing 4316: Common Ailment-Eyesores, Cure-If you have a bad eye get a wet teabag and put it on your eye also put sliced cucumber on your eyes if they are sore or tired.

This is thing 4317: Common Ailment-Gum ache, Cure-Luke warm water, mix in salt and gargle.

This is thing 4318: Common Ailment-Headache, Cure-If you have a bad headache get a scarf or tie and put it around your head and pull tightly.

This is thing 4319: Common Ailment-Hiccups, Cure-Drink on the other side of glass.

This is thing 4320: Common Ailment-Headache, Cure-Stand on your head for 30 seconds.

This is thing 4321: Common Ailment-Hiccups, Cure-Give the person a shock or hold your breath for 1 minute.

This is thing 4322: Common Ailment-Headache, Cure-If you have a headache get a damp cloth and put lemon juice on it and put it on your head.

This is thing 4323: Common Ailment-Headache, Cure-Find a little moss growing on a skull. Dry well and use as snuff.

This is thing 4324: Common Ailment-Hiccups, Cure-Hold your breath for 20 seconds, drink out of the wrong side of the glass and fiddle with your earlobes.

This is thing 4325: Common Ailment-Jellyfish sting, Cure-If you get stung by a jellyfish get someone to get hot water and pour it on it.

This is thing 4326: Common Ailment-Jellyfish sting, Cure-Urinate on it.(Note: Doesn't actually work and in fact will make things worse. Don't do it.)

This is thing 4327: Common Ailment-Mumps, Cure-Wear donkey winkers and run around the pig shed four times.

This is thing 4328: Common Ailment-Mumps, Cure-Hang a horse's collar in the shed and then walk under it.

This is thing 4329: Common Ailment-Mumps, Cure-Tie the winkers of a donkey on you and go into a pig sty and shout, "Leicne, leicne s'chugat na mucna, mucna, mucna s'chugat na leicne!"

This is thing 4330: Common Ailment-Ringworm, Cure-Got to a man he and he will give you a green liquid.

This is thing 4331: Common Ailment-Sty in eye, Cure-Bathe eye in black tea.

This is thing 4332: Common Ailment-Sore finger joints, Cure-massage the knuckle joint.

This is thing 4333: Common Ailment-Sty in eye, Cure-If you have a sty in your eye get a thorn and prick it.

This is thing 4334: Common Ailment-Sty, Cure-You can put a fasting spit on your eye and it will kill it.

This is thing 4335: Common Ailment-Shingles, Cure-Go to a man in Black rock he will give you a container of wet mud.

This is thing 4336: Common Ailment-Sty, Cure-Bless your eye with a lady's wedding ring nine times.

This is thing 4337: Common Ailment-Sore Throat, Cure-Fry salt on a pan put the salt in a sock and put it round your neck.

This is thing 4338: Common Ailment-Sty, Cure-Get a black thorn off a blackthorn bush and point it three times at your eye.

This is thing 4339: Common Ailment-Sty, Cure-Pick a thorn from a gooseberry bush and point them at your eye.

This is thing 4340: Common Ailment-Toothache, Cure-Rub a nail on your tooth and nail it into a tree.

This is thing 4341: Common Ailment-Toothache, Cure-Suck a piece of white bread.

This is thing 4342: Common Ailment-Ulcer, Cure-Make the sign of the cross on the ulcer and say a prayer.

This is thing 4343: Common Ailment-Upset stomach, Cure-Put a red hot poker into milk and drink it.

This is thing 4344: Common Ailment-Wart, Cure-If you have a bad wart get holy water, heat it and put it on your wart.

This is thing 4345: Common Ailment-Whooping cough, Cure-Home made bread and jam.

This is thing 4346: Common Ailment-Warts, Cure-Kill a snail and then smear it on the wart.

This is thing 4347: Common Ailment-Wart, Cure-Get a snail and make it crawl over the wart.

This is thing 4348: Common Ailment-Whooping cough, Cure-If someone marries a person with the same surname they will have the cure for whooping cough. They can give you sugar and say prayers and it may go away.

This is thing 4349: The thing you are looking for has been removed due to objectionable content.

This is thing 4350: U2, I guess I like 'em.

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