One Million Things

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Things 237 - 265

This is thing 237: It might never become true. Even if you try really hard.

This is thing 238: Hobo-gloves

This is thing 239: Cures for hiccups include: a startling moment, drinking a lot of water while upside down, cutting out one's throat.

This is thing 240: Day-light savings time. Is it worth it?

This is thing 241: Sometimes small children create large things.

This is thing 242: Lint

This is thing 243: Burger King provides cupons on the back of their purchase receipts in which you can get a free whopper for answering a short survey.

This is thing 244: Gay rugby players are a dangerous thing.

This is thing 245: Saxophone rock

This is thing 246: Hammer & Nail

This is thing 247: My belt is disintegrating.

This is thing 248: Mt. Everest predates Bill Clinton.

This is thing 249: That math teacher looks like he is wearing a fake mustache!

This is thing 250: Fingernails always grow back.

This is thing 251: I've not a cut a man in many years.

This is thing 252: Strangled by telephone cables.

This is thing 253: Alfred Hitchcock gets an A+

This is thing 254: Chaucer wrote the Canterbury Tales, not to be confused with Chacour who wrote Blood Brothers.

This is thing 255: Too many people play guitar. It seems to cheapen the accomplishment.

This is thing 256: Beguile

This is thing 257: Chest X-rays

This is thing 258: Brie

This is thing 259: We are 1/ 475678 th of the way there!

This is thing 260: Utilitarianism

This is thing 261: Automatic locking mechanism

This is thing 262: Functionalism

This is thing 263: Chopstick February

This is thing 264: Life just might not end.

This is thing 265: Why can women wear men's clothing but men can not wear women's clothing?

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