One Million Things

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Things 307 - 333

This is thing 307: Try to avoid direct quotes.

This is thing 308: Pledge cards have begun.

This is thing 309: You can never be too organized.

This is thing 310: Maybe work-aholics would be happier if they drank more.

This is thing 311: They discovered that the gold-digging ants are actually groundhogs!

This is thing 312: Stumpy.

This is thing 313: "Brokeback" as an adjective.

This is thing 314: ORC is activated by two kinases.

This is thing 315: Misspelled abounding.

This is thing 316: Within the 200 range.

This is thing 317: "Brokeback" as a verb.

This is thing 318: I feel that afirmitive action just promotes racism. It would be dangerous, however, to remove it without another system in place. Still, it seems as though a new system will not be made until absolutely necessary.

This is thing 319: The term "graphing-calculator porn" should not have to exist.

This is thing 320: I keep failing.

This is thing 321: Parts are just way too cold.

This is thing 322: She said no, by the way.

This is thing 323: Facial hair is better than nipple hair.

This is thing 324: Is repitition allowed?

This is thing 325: Latin Americans make the best mustaches.

This is thing 326: Diuretic.

This is thing 327: Tom Fletcher Mayson is not a family value.

This is thing 328: Everyone is wrong

This is thing 329: I didn't get any email.

This is thing 330: I don't need Viagra or Cialis.

This is thing 331: I'm still waiting on the mail.

This is thing 332: asII8f001232Inpqstagpartiesrule-awesome would be a very good password.

This is thing 333: Hart fumbled on his 666th play.

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