Things 266-300

This is thing 266: We must not let this new endeavour take our focus from the original project! 
'Twould be a terrible travesty. 

This is thing 267: Type the characters you see in the picture above. 

This is thing 268: Hairs on a bobbin, old bunt. Hairs on a bobbin.

This is thing 269: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Gabe and Tycho. 
Please don't sue us for all we're worth when this is published and over half of the entries are 
blatant Penny Arcade quotes.

This is thing 270: Does it not seem a bit presumptuous to include the word 'Great' in the name of your country? I'm looking at you, Mediocre Britain.

This is thing 271: Fewer things should be chick rock.

This is thing 272: If men ruled the world... wait, men do rule the world. Never mind.

This is thing 273: Vote!

This is thing 274: I once forgot how to count. Or maybe twice.

This is thing 275: If steak were a vegetable, vegetarianism would make a lot more sense.

This is thing 276: Artemis Fargendorf.

This is thing 277: In a perfect world, residents of Düsseldorf would be called Düsseldorks.

This is thing 278: Recite the alphabet backwards.

This is thing 279: Squirrel is, in all honesty, one of the most delicious things in the world. But you gotsta cook it first.

This is thing 280: If everyone in the world gave me a penny, I'd have a butt-ton of pennies.

This is thing 281: Come on, guys! Let's go swimming!

This is thing 282: Vancouver has the largest fraction of the population with AIDS in any first-world country.

This is thing 283: Daniel J. Newville, Pine Hills Poobah

This is thing 284: Barb Harburg

This is thing 285: Hot peanut sauce

This is thing 286: Sweet Zombie Moses!

This is thing 287: the Happy Walk

This is thing 288: Crusty ear skin

This is thing 289: Rhyming the word 'zero' with the word 'hero' is both overdone and overrated.

This is thing 290: I will reach 300 in this post if it's the last thing I do!

This is thing 291: The problem with the previous sentence is that it implies that the only way I will reach 300 in this post is if it is the last thing I do, but otherwise I will not reach the aforementioned goal. God, I love the English language.

This is thing 292: Carp. 

This is tihng 293: It is tempting to submit each and every Pokemon as an individual entry in an effort to bring us closer to our goal. 

This is thing 294: This end down.

This is thing 295: A tale of murder, intrigue, and a severed human hand.

This is thing 296: Charpedo Jones and the Mandible Patrol

This is thing 297: Chutney McDermot and the Bacon Brigade

This is thing 298: I am the internet.

This is thing 299: Our ultimate goal is nearly within reach.

This is thing 300: 4,376,295,341,962,358,964,251,235,874 leaves.