Things 647-677

This is thing 647: It's amazing how a stuffy nose and light head can make you unable to fully function.

This is thing 648: Gum should never be chewed while sleeping.

This is thing 649: 4 hour lectures should be outlawed. I mean who can pay attention for 4 hours of different material much less the same thing?

This is thing 650: Fainting goats are freaking hysterical.

This is thing 651: Sneezes that almost come but not quite are one of the top 20 worst things ever.

This is thing 652: I agree with my esteemed colleague.

This is thing 653: Pneumonia makes people cough. A lot.

This is thing 654: No pizza should be without a garlic crust.

This is thing 655: Don't ever under any circumstance put your hand in a sharps container.

This is thing 656: Rockets explode!

This is thing 657: A successful IV insert is one of the most satisfying feelings in the world.

This is thing 658: Jackson where are you? I have pizza.

This is thing 659: Life without oxygen is often termed death.

This is thing 660: Lumbar spine aka L-Spine.

This is thing 661: Flight nurses, the Navy Seals of Emergency Medicine/Critical Care.

This is thing 662: Hand lotion, lubrication for your soul or at least your....hands...?

This is thing 663: Ossicles.

This is thing 664: Tympanic Membrane.

This is thing 665: Not bombing tests you thought you had bombed is a very good feeling.

This is thing 666: Um, should I just skip this one? I mean I might get possessed by Satan or something.

This is thing 667: Ok, looks like I'm good.

This is thing 668: Oh God, indigestion!

This is thing 669: Ahhhh, brain not working!

This is thing 670: Magnets erase credit cards.

This is thing 671: Life is only ever worth living in the moment.

This is thing 672: Flash cartoons, harder to create than drawn cartoons.

This is thing 673: Don't do it!

This is thing 674: "You must punch him in the center of his left butt cheek."-Dr McNinja

This is thing 675: "Just....don't talk anymore. You're like the Dalai Lama of fucking retards."-Penny Arcade

This is thing 676: Some things just should never be, ever.

This is thing 677: Chicken butt.