Things 678 - 700

This is thing 678: I forgot to check. Sorry.

This is thing 679: He is such a music snob.

This is thing 680: I'm always riding the bus these days.

This is thing 681: 350 miles.

This is thing 682: Getting ahead of myself.

This is thing 683: Sticky keys.

This is thing 684: Yes, it was what I thought it was.

This is thing 685: 1000 Comfort- The Best. . .

This is thing 686: A new piece of flesh brushing my ass. That's right, a new wallet.

This is thing 687: I never climbed the chain-link fence.

This is thing 688: I can't remember, did he punch me?

This is thing 689: Wiggly.

This is thing 690: The fluctuations don't mean a thing.

This is thing 691: I can't believe that only half of him got his come-up-its.

This is thing 692: How well do you know the person next to you?

This is thing 693: It was stuck. . . I didn't know what to do.

This is thing 694: What choice did I have? There was no access to a shower.

This is thing 695: I once knew a man who had to get stitches after getting caught in his zipper.

This is thing 696: Why does that keep happening.

This is thing 697: Maybe he was innocent. Or does that not matter?

This is thing 698: I've never slept better than by the river.

This is thing 699: Free word-order.

This is thing 700: He might not have been better, but he certainly couldn't have been worse.