Things 520-601
This is thing 520: A certainly freeing action.
This is thing 521: If you had to have an addiction, what would it be?
This is thing 522: Stumbling blocks.
This is thing 523: Transparent patterns.
This is thing 524: My favorite was the pirate ships
This is thing 525: Why don't we just let evolution take its toll and kill all the animals we don't want.
This is thing 526: Apparently, Pluto is not a planet.
This is thing 527: We are miniscule. But I still believe in Jesus.
This is thing 528: I think I might explode.
This is thing 529: Milk duds are not my favorite candy.
This is thing 530: My question was stopped short.
This is thing 531: Great fears are often realized.
This is thing 532: I once heard of this movie where heads were sent in the mail. It freaked me out for months.
This is thing 533: I once got a nosebleed while watching fiddler on the roof.
This is thing 534: I am sick of word verification.
This is thing 535: No one has seen the ghost of Carl Lambod.
This is thing 536: Again
This is thing 537: I believe in tears, even if Moscow won't.
This is thing 538: I'm glad that I am not pregnant.
This is thing 539: BTB Burrito is a better name than Bigger than ten burrito.
This is thing 540: Hey, nice scarf!
This is thing 541: Can you really say that? I'm so used to homosexual propaganda that your words shock me.
This is thing 542: The Bible says a lot of things.
This is thing 543: I can taste vomit in my mouth.
This is thing 544: They called him Freddy Mercury.
This is thing 545: I can't stop doodling even though I hate how it looks on a piece of paper.
This is thing 546: Welcome to Arphaxad St. Population 5012.
This is thing 547: If I were ever falsly put into a mental institute, I would make sure to ______
This is thing 548: Scraped knuckles.
This is thing 549: Scheduled Outages.
This is thing 550: A lack of talent is often balanced by the saying of many things.
This is thing 551: Oh song sung sweetly incomplete/Sang me softly that peaced sleep/That burns one thousand waking dreams/A hopless ignition at best/For as the songbird seeks her nest/So hopes' passion will hold her theme
This is thing 552: I don't mind.
This is thing 553: The first step is admitting that you have a problem. Actually, this isn't one of the steps.
This is thing 554: The first step is admitting that your life is unamanageable.
This is thing 555: The second step is that a greater power can restore you.
This is thing 556: The third step is to give your life and will to this greater power, God.
This is thing 557: The fourth step is to make a moral inventory of yourself.
This is thing 558: The fifth step is to admit to God and men your wrongs.
This is thing 559: The sixth step is to let God remove defects of character.
This is thing 560: The seventh step is to ask God to remove shortcomings.
This is thing 561: The eighth step is to list those done wrong, and to be willing to make amends.
This is thing 562: The ninth step is to make amends as much as possible.
This is thing 563: The tenth step is to continue to take inventory, and be quick to admit failure and change.
This is thing 564: The eleventh step is to pray and meditate in order to increase conciousness of God.
This is thing 565: The twelth step is to carry this message to others.
This is thing 566: Mikey can be surprising. He sent me a very strange email.
This is thing 567: Saadam is to be hanged.
This is thing 568: Hanged is not the same as hung.
This is thing 569: Flugufrelsarinn is difficult to pronounce.
This is thing 570: The MSF is in Virginia.
This is thing 571: Apparently, Michael Phelps is a bad kisser.
This is thing 572: I am shocked sometimes.
This is thing 573: Akira Kurosawa was a good filmmaker.
This is thing 574: You should visit me sometime. I feel a bit lonesome.
This is thing 575: Sunday Coffee meant much, but did it mean anything in the grander scheme of all things?
This is thing 576: Some things may never be seen.
This is thing 577: A lot of people die without communicating who they are.
This is thing 578: Diaspora
This is thing 579: They tied my shoelaces together.
This is thing 580: I don't dream in French.
This is thing 581: Starbucks tastes like charcoal.
This is thing 582: I'm still waiting. . .
This is thing 583: I could see over the balcony and for it I felt awkward.
This is thing 584: I can't seem to be satisfied.
This is thing 585: The catering fire has been extinguished.
This is thing 586: Shut the fuck up.
This is thing 587: Poison makes its way around.
This is thing 588: They shot him in the knees.
This is thing 589: Excited?
This is thing 590: If I could leave, I would.
This is thing 591: fickleness
This is thing 592: Ray F***ing Jackendoff
This is thing 593: At least its out there.
This is thing 594: On cards? At the hospital?
This is thing 595: I was cold and indifferent to her suffering.
This is thing 596: Useless tears.
This is thing 597: Sometimes, my pants match my hair.
This is thing 598: Don't make the association.
This is thing 599: Syphillis?
This is thing 600: I would rather just go home.
This is thing 601: I think I know what I can expect. Oh, well.
This is thing 521: If you had to have an addiction, what would it be?
This is thing 522: Stumbling blocks.
This is thing 523: Transparent patterns.
This is thing 524: My favorite was the pirate ships
This is thing 525: Why don't we just let evolution take its toll and kill all the animals we don't want.
This is thing 526: Apparently, Pluto is not a planet.
This is thing 527: We are miniscule. But I still believe in Jesus.
This is thing 528: I think I might explode.
This is thing 529: Milk duds are not my favorite candy.
This is thing 530: My question was stopped short.
This is thing 531: Great fears are often realized.
This is thing 532: I once heard of this movie where heads were sent in the mail. It freaked me out for months.
This is thing 533: I once got a nosebleed while watching fiddler on the roof.
This is thing 534: I am sick of word verification.
This is thing 535: No one has seen the ghost of Carl Lambod.
This is thing 536: Again
This is thing 537: I believe in tears, even if Moscow won't.
This is thing 538: I'm glad that I am not pregnant.
This is thing 539: BTB Burrito is a better name than Bigger than ten burrito.
This is thing 540: Hey, nice scarf!
This is thing 541: Can you really say that? I'm so used to homosexual propaganda that your words shock me.
This is thing 542: The Bible says a lot of things.
This is thing 543: I can taste vomit in my mouth.
This is thing 544: They called him Freddy Mercury.
This is thing 545: I can't stop doodling even though I hate how it looks on a piece of paper.
This is thing 546: Welcome to Arphaxad St. Population 5012.
This is thing 547: If I were ever falsly put into a mental institute, I would make sure to ______
This is thing 548: Scraped knuckles.
This is thing 549: Scheduled Outages.
This is thing 550: A lack of talent is often balanced by the saying of many things.
This is thing 551: Oh song sung sweetly incomplete/Sang me softly that peaced sleep/That burns one thousand waking dreams/A hopless ignition at best/For as the songbird seeks her nest/So hopes' passion will hold her theme
This is thing 552: I don't mind.
This is thing 553: The first step is admitting that you have a problem. Actually, this isn't one of the steps.
This is thing 554: The first step is admitting that your life is unamanageable.
This is thing 555: The second step is that a greater power can restore you.
This is thing 556: The third step is to give your life and will to this greater power, God.
This is thing 557: The fourth step is to make a moral inventory of yourself.
This is thing 558: The fifth step is to admit to God and men your wrongs.
This is thing 559: The sixth step is to let God remove defects of character.
This is thing 560: The seventh step is to ask God to remove shortcomings.
This is thing 561: The eighth step is to list those done wrong, and to be willing to make amends.
This is thing 562: The ninth step is to make amends as much as possible.
This is thing 563: The tenth step is to continue to take inventory, and be quick to admit failure and change.
This is thing 564: The eleventh step is to pray and meditate in order to increase conciousness of God.
This is thing 565: The twelth step is to carry this message to others.
This is thing 566: Mikey can be surprising. He sent me a very strange email.
This is thing 567: Saadam is to be hanged.
This is thing 568: Hanged is not the same as hung.
This is thing 569: Flugufrelsarinn is difficult to pronounce.
This is thing 570: The MSF is in Virginia.
This is thing 571: Apparently, Michael Phelps is a bad kisser.
This is thing 572: I am shocked sometimes.
This is thing 573: Akira Kurosawa was a good filmmaker.
This is thing 574: You should visit me sometime. I feel a bit lonesome.
This is thing 575: Sunday Coffee meant much, but did it mean anything in the grander scheme of all things?
This is thing 576: Some things may never be seen.
This is thing 577: A lot of people die without communicating who they are.
This is thing 578: Diaspora
This is thing 579: They tied my shoelaces together.
This is thing 580: I don't dream in French.
This is thing 581: Starbucks tastes like charcoal.
This is thing 582: I'm still waiting. . .
This is thing 583: I could see over the balcony and for it I felt awkward.
This is thing 584: I can't seem to be satisfied.
This is thing 585: The catering fire has been extinguished.
This is thing 586: Shut the fuck up.
This is thing 587: Poison makes its way around.
This is thing 588: They shot him in the knees.
This is thing 589: Excited?
This is thing 590: If I could leave, I would.
This is thing 591: fickleness
This is thing 592: Ray F***ing Jackendoff
This is thing 593: At least its out there.
This is thing 594: On cards? At the hospital?
This is thing 595: I was cold and indifferent to her suffering.
This is thing 596: Useless tears.
This is thing 597: Sometimes, my pants match my hair.
This is thing 598: Don't make the association.
This is thing 599: Syphillis?
This is thing 600: I would rather just go home.
This is thing 601: I think I know what I can expect. Oh, well.
3 Comments:
And the award for shock value goes to...
Thing number 586!
It's funny that you used 'the "f" word' in an entry and then, six entries later, censored the same word.
By The Namer, at 8:49 PM
did everyone get that email from mikey?
By The Namer, at 3:41 PM
Yeah, pretty much. I think he has a virus. Or, rather, his computer has a virus.
By Johannesaurus, at 3:57 PM
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