Things 452-519

This is thing 452: Thats it. . .I'm done.

This is thing 453: The squirrel just stood there.

This is thing 454: One light is not enough.

This is thing 455: When is one justified in walking out?

This is thing 456: Everyone should punch an emo kid until he becomes happy.

This is thing 457: I guess we all knew all of the terrible things he did.

This is thing 458: Were you surprised when it turned out like it did?

This is thing 459: It could be a giant cocktail.

This is thing 460: Those sleeves are longer than I ever imagined.

This is thing 461: Whispering really does make things sound sexy.

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This is thing 463: It has to agree. In number, gender, and case.

This is thing 464: Bad circulation.

This is thing 465: Whats up? is no longer an adequate greeting. It is sad how things change.

This is thing 466: Silk

This is thing 467: I would rather than an apparent connection does not exist.

This is thing 468: I just love their hot-pepper mixture. So delicious.

This is thing 469: Just add one can of water and heat.

This is thing 470: I hope it was a man. . .

This is thing 471: Is suicide a mortal sin?

This is thing 472: Black Boy is a terrible book of stereotypes and hypocrisy.

This is thing 473: Brick wall

This is thing 474: When did Seattle become so attractive? How did it get me?

This is thing 475: Shostakovich's 4th Symphony.

This is thing 476: Tell someone that you really appreciate them. . .but don't lie in order to do so.

This is thing 477: Formatting issues.

This is thing 478: All out of smalls.

This is thing 479: McDonalds, I'm sorry. But you just can't be classy. The sloppy joe still wins.

This is thing 480: Pungency.

This is thing 481: Has anyone ever been papercut to death?

This is thing 482: The deck is big enough to lounge on.

This is thing 483: Pathetic Fallacy is very different from Pathetic Phallicy.

This is thing 484: Some intellectuals are against evolution.

This is thing 485: Two

This is thing 486: I don't think that I'll ever have enough.

This is thing 487: I need my space.

This is thing 488: I don't need a facebook.

This is thing 489: Donde estas, mi hermosa?

This is thing 490: They bit me in the eye.

This is thing 491: Heart-burn

This is thing 492: A mouth full of nails.

This is thing 493: My favorite was from Kenya.

This is thing 494: Screw it.

This is thing 495: The saxophone is more difficult.

This is thing 496: I wish I could punch through walls with greater ease.

This is thing 497: Watchman is not a very common name in Arizona.

This is thing 498: What percentage logged trees become cardboard?

This is thing 499: Liu Shaoqi succeeded Mao.

This is thing 500: Wood County, Wisconsin.

This is thing 501: Finnish football team

This is thing 502: History tells all.

This is thing 503: I thought that I had won.

This is thing 504: Where should you go?

This is thing 505: The WA WA.

This is thing 506: Peanut Butter Twix.

This is thing 507: I know the guy who invented mint oreos.

This is thing 508: My eyes might as well be closed.

This is thing 509: Russian workbooks.

This is thing 510: I can't believe that he dropped that!

This is thing 511: Sometimes I think that history is cyclical. But then I just realize that it is my own life, and I start to feel like shit.

This is thing 512: Who knows?

This is thing 513: Protection

This is thing 514: I haven't seen that movie.

This is thing 515: Some people pronounce Cafe like it was Calf.

This is thing 516: A lot of terrible things happened there.

This is thing 517: Buried

This is thing 518: I don't believe them.

This is thing 519: Necessity is the mother of destruction.