Things 4801-4900

This is thing 4801: Use pronouns with care.

This is thing 4802: Timothy Locket has a pocket.

This is thing 4803: I wish that Jamal would drive more slowly.

This is thing 4804: Don Quixote was a man of many potatoes.

This is thing 4805: ‘Controlled substances’ is a euphemism for illegal drugs.

This is thing 4806: Every month there is at least one Tuesday.

This is thing 4807: Writers are sometimes tempted to eat donuts.

This is thing 4808: The temptation is greatest when they are hungry.

This is thing 4809: When someone has been drinking, he is more likely to fall over.

This is thing 4810: 12b: Pronoun Reference!

This is thing 4811: A pronoun should keep its hands in its pockets at all times.

This is thing 4812: Ambiguous gender occurs when one person’s gender… is… ambiguous…

This is thing 4813: When Aunt Harriet put the cake on the table, it collapsed.

This is thing 4814: Bob told James that he had won the lottery.

This is thing 4815: After braiding Anne’s hair, Sue cut off her head.

This is thing 4816: More and more often, we are finding ourselves victims of serious crimes. We learn to accept our fate with minor complaints.

This is thing 4817: Romeo and Juliet were both to young to have…

This is thing 4818: … acquired much wisdom.

This is thing 4819: The encyclopedia states that male moths can smell female moths from several miles away.

This is thing 4820: Once you have kneaded the dough, let it rise in a warm place.

This is thing 4821: The indefinite ‘you’ is inappropriate.

This is thing 4822: ‘Stipulate’ rhymes with ‘leave too late.’

This is thing 4823: Miss Pickersgill’s Guide to Etiquette stipulates that guests should not leave a party too early.

This is thing 4824: Large numbers.

This is thing 4825: Franzibald

This is thing 4826: Francis Franjipane

This is thing 4827: Lars Ulrich

This is thing 4828: Bearclaw Coffee = tastes like dirt.

This is thing 4829: Mr. H. Bearsly

This is thing 4830: Weebls wobble, but they don’t fall down.

This is thing 4831: The television show ‘Friends’ is the cause of more suffering in the world than AIDS, terrorism, and the Nazi party combined.

This is thing 4832: What if ‘elemeno’ were actually a letter?

This is thing 4833: So many dynamos.

This is thing 4834: racecar

This is thing 4835: Palindromes are nature’s cheese filling.

This is thing 4836: Do geese see God?

This it thing 4837: What do you call that thing that reads the same forward as it does backward?

This is thing 4838: Never odd or even.

This is thing 4839: Some men interpret nine memos.

This is thing 4840: Madam, I’m Adam.

This is thing 4841: Murder for a jar of red rum.

This is thing 4842: Was it Eliot’s toilet I saw?

This is thing 4843: Too bad I hid a boot.

This is thing 4844: necrotizing fasciitis

This is thing 4845: Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!

This is thing 4846: Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.

This is thing 4847: Are we not drawn ownward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

This is thing 4848: May a moody baby doom a yam?

This is thing 4849: Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.

This is thing 4850: Straw? No; too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.

This is thing 4851: Go hang a salami. I’m a lasagna hog!

This is thing 4852: Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a spoonerism of sugar.

This is thing 4853: A pack of lies.

This is thing 4854: A lack of pies.

This is thing 4855: It’s pouring rain.

This is thing 4856: It’s roaring pain.

This is thing 4857: Save the whales!

This si thing 4858: Wave the sails!

This is thing 4859: Chipping the flannel.

This is thing 4860: Flipping the channel.

This is thing 4861: Our queer old dean.

This is thing 4862: Our dear old Queen.

This is thing 4863: Americans don’t have a queen because they’re better than the English.

This is thing 4864: We’ll have the flags hung out.

This is thing 4865: We’ll have the hags flung out.

This is thing 4866: The loving shepherd.

This is thing 4867: The shoving leopard.

This is thing 4868: A half-formed wish.

This is thing 4869: A half-warmed fish.

This is thing 4870: Is the bean dizzy?

This is thing 4871: Is the Dean busy?

This is thing 4872: So help me God.

This is thing 4873: Go help me sod.

This is thing 4874: Healing the sick.

This is thing 4875: Sealing the hick.

This is thing 4876: Foul beat.

This is thing 4877: Bowel feast.

This is thing 4878: Bad money.

This is thing 4879: Mad bunny.

This is thing 4880: This is the fun part.

This is thing 4881: This is the pun fart.

This is thing 4882: I hit my funny bone.

This is thing 4883: I hit my bunny phone.

This is thing 4884: 4884 = a palindrome.

This is thing 4885: This item would be, simply put, ‘Popcorn’, were that not already an entry.

This is thing 4886: I think you see where this is going.

This is thing 4887: The wonderful, excellent, hilarious spoonerism of ‘popcorn’ is ‘cop porn’.

This is thing 4888: Would you like a hazelnut?

This is thing 4889: Would you like a nasal hut?

This is thing 4890: Coupon.

This is thing 4891: Puke on.

This is thing 4892: Sir, you certainly are a shining wit.

This is thing 4893: Oh, the suffering of purgery on my soul.

This is thing 4894: He’s a smart fella’.

This is thing 4895: Clandestine drug labs

This is thing 4896: The Constabulary

This is thing 4897: There is a giant bear in here.

This is thing 4898: I am Kaiser Souse.

This is thing 4899: Killer Poker Online 2: Son of Killer Poker Online

This is thing 4900: Marie Antoinette

Things 4701-4800

This is thing 4701: Captain Willy Peter

This is thing 4702: The Prince of Thieves and Liars

This is thing 4703: The Galactotron

This is thing 4704: The Cypress Recording is a fake.

This is thing 4705: Reassignment is preferable to being beaten to death by wild yetis.

This is thing 4706: Aaron Pierce is Jack Bauer, Sr.

This is thing 4707: Blood the color of lemons flowed forth from his eyes like an autumn sunset.

This is thing 4708: Men.

This is thing 4709: The Clundabular Mandestitutionary.

This is thing 4710: I am better than deer.

This is thing 4711: I can see through lions.

This is thing 4712: I am the Grand Vizier of the Internet.

This is thing 4713: Calculator Jones

This is thing 4714: Club Sandwiches

This is thing 4715: Cucumber sandwiches are a stereotype applied to white people.

This is thing 4716: Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!

This is thing 4717: A man made of butter would be useful up to a point.

This is thing 4718: Shandy = not very tasty.

This is thing 4719: Shartpedo (n): When you try to fart and a little bit of shit comes out and sinks a submarine.

This is thing 4720: When you search “butts butts buts butts butts butts butts butts butts” on Google, it says “Did you mean: nuts butts buts butts bottoms butts bottoms butts butts”.

This is thing 4721: I would barf.

This is thing 4722: i have a back, 11. Will play soon to you!

This is thing 4723: Caulk.gif

This is thing 4724: I just shouted into your voicemail.

This is thing 4725: Doop dee doo.

This is thing 4726: The Collywobbles.

This is thing 4727: Welcome ta erf.

This is thing 4728: Bulldog.

This is thing 4729: Let me finish watching 'Ghostbusters'.

This is thing 4730: A hundred.

This is thing 4731: Slow and steady wals the rus.

This is thing 4732: Would you like to know more?

This is thing 4733: It just looked at me.

This is thing 4734: One time I was eating a sandwich and a bulldog walked in and the bulldog looked at me.

This is thing 4735: Do fewer drugs.

This is thing 4736: Sneaky pewps.

This is thing 4737: Black people are hard to see in the dark.

This is thing 4738: Define hog casing

This is thing 4739: Jack Bauer just used my knife.

This is thing 4740: Mugwump

This is thing 4741: The Man with the Iron Pants

This is thing 4742: Wut!

This is thing 4743: When is your soccer game over?

This is thing 4744: I miss you.

This is thing 4745: Are you Pac-Man?

This is thing 4746: Let's ride bikes.

This is thing 4747: Poopedo

This is thing 4748: That didn't even make any sense.

This is thing 4749: If people didn't have butts, chairs would have to be much softer.

This is thing 4750: How does Doo do it?

This is thing 4751: Cameras.

This is thing 4752: Poops!

This is thing 4753: The Pounder

This is thing 4754: What are you doing right now?

This is thing 4755: Ridin' Spinnas

This is thing 4756: Ambergris

This is thing 4757: NUNS!

This is thing 4758: Why is dey tire tracks troo dey yard?

This is thing 4759: If a man was filled with pandas, he would be fuzzy on the inside.

This is thing 4760: Yams are the rabbits of the vegetable kingdom.

This is thing 4761: Deedly dee doodle doodle doodle deedly deedly dee doodle doodle doodle deedly deedly dee doodle doodle doodle deedly deedly dee doodle doodle deedle deedle dee

This is thing 4762: Chuppa chuppa chuppa!

This is thing 4763: Detailed instructions on how to build a manure bomb.

This is thing 4764: The more things we have, the higher the likelihood of being found by a Google search.

This is thing 4765: This compilation contains little or no pornography.

This is thing 4766: Rubber buns and liquor.

This is thing 4767: A hundred is less then a million.

This is thing 4768: I rejoiced when they said to me, “Let us go unto the house of the Lord.”

This is thing 4769: Begin the launch countdown.

This is thing 4770: Begin the lunch countdown.

This is thing 4771: Russians can be funny.

This is thing 4772: Girls can't use computers.

This is thing 4773: Every man for himself.

This is thing 4774: It reads the same forward as backward.

This is thing 4775: Everyone loves a good palindrome.

This is thing 4776: He's scrambling F16s like a fat man scrambles eggs.

This is thing 4777: If more things had Nyquil in them, more people would be tired more often.

This is thing 4778: If you were twelve, everyone would be older than you.

This is thing 4779: In order to make split pea soup, you need a ham bone.

This is thing 4780: UNLESS YOU DIE FIRST!

This is thing 4781: Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States of America.

This is thing 4782: If I were still alive, I would eat a lot of chocolate cake.

This is thing 4783: Beer bread doesn't require near as much beer as one might first assume.

This is thing 4784: Mexicans

This is thing 4785: Killed 'im dead with a bullet gun.

This is thing 4786: The squirrels are rabbits.

This is thing 4787: Expendable crewman.

This is thing 4788: A cat named Racetrack.

This is thing 4789: Artificial wood paneling.

This is thing 4790: Tycho Brahe, the Man with the Golden Nose

This is thing 4791: The Wrath of Corn

This is thing 4792: Stabbed in the throat

This is thing 4793: Flippin' switches.

This is thing 4794: Nar flancid e bor clepula, shote scorptugard barr prancidor.

This is thing 4795: Beaten to death with a pipewrench made from his own necktie.

This is thing 4796: Never trust a children.

This is thing 4797: If rubber ducks were made of ham, they might be called something different.

This is thing 4798: Four hundred million molasses babies.

This is thing 4799: If a man pees in the forest, does it make a sound?

This is thing 4800: Sometimes poop floats, sometimes it doesn't. No one knows why.