Things 10-12

This is thing 10: To be anxious may be the worst of fates known to suburbia.

This is thing 11: Guten-Bye means good-bye in Gernglish.

This is thing 12: Wikipedia currently has 189,000 entries in the Swedish language.

Please pardon the interruption

Attention, thing-ers: We will not be creating a new post for each item. It's hassle enough to create so many posts and keep them in order for only 700 names; for one million things it would be ridiculous. From now on, posts will be formatted as follows:

Example:

   Title:
   Things 1 - x

   Body:
   This is thing 1: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

   This is thing 2: Stuart Murray's green hair.

   This is thing x: Rubber pants.

Each consecutive item will separated by one line break for the sake of readability. Posts WILL be titled as above.

Please adhere strictly to this format under threat of thing deletion.

Thanks,
The Management

Thing 9

This is thing 9:


It is time to go.

Thing 8

This is thing 8:

Halloween

Thing 7

This is thing 7: 100 men, writing 100 things each day will take 100 days

Thing 6

This is thing 6: Soduko can be a very pleasant diversion.

Thing 5

This is thing 5:

700 names are more than halfway completed.

Thing 4

This is thing 4:

The third time I jumped I did not hit the ceiling.

Thing 3

This is thing three:

I've never seen a man with three nipples

Thing 2

This is thing 2: Yer ma

Thing 1

This is thing 1: This website