One Million Things

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Things 334 - 406

This is thing 334: Everyone is trapped by the perceptions of the people around them.

This is thing 335: I've never seen someone die of constipation, but I imagine it to be one of the worst ways to go.

This is thing 336: How often do you wash your pants?

This is thing 337: The bus will come at 8:42

This is thing 338: Its 8:26 now, and the coffee is too hot to drink quickly. I don't know if I'll make it.

This is thing 339: At the expense of _____________

This is thing 340: Childhood memories might very well be completely false.

This is thing 341: Do you ever wake up early in the morning with your arm so asleep that you can not feel it at all. Are you frightened that it might not be there anymore?

This is thing 342: I don't understand.

This is thing 343: I can't remember the last time I saw him.

This is thing 344: Polygamy just isn't worth it anymore.

This is thing 345: Very few jokes don't get old quickly. I can think of a few that last.

This is thing 346: I once saw a guy hold his breath for eight minutes. He turned very pale and his lips became purple. He started to shake a little bit too.

This is thing 347: Some beer is made from raspberries.

This is thing 348: Jul-Ol is christmas cake in a glass

This is thing 349: Revisting old songs.

This is thing 350: Did sexy ever go out of style? Why would anyone need to bring it back?

This is thing 351: Anxiousness settles in once again.

This is thing 352: Lots of Watts

This is thing 353: Would Sam help me out?

This is thing 354: An infinite amount of contributions.

This is thing 355: Homosexuality is not startling like it used to be.

This is thing 356: Distaff

This is thing 357: Poor compliments can sometimes be the best.

This is thing 358: We want you to contribute!

This is thing 359: 7xy + 7x + y = 10

This is thing 360: Passive-aggressive.

This is thing 361: I really couldn't read the situation. At first I thought that I could. . . but now I've got some serious doubts.

This is thing 362: How long can the human body live without sleep?

This is thing 363: Bruce Willis looks better with less hair.

This is thing 365: DO NOT PUSH

This is thing 366: 52 weeks

This is thing 367: What is wrong with military buttons? They really seem nice.

This is thing 368: I doubt that he would know either way.

This is thing 369: Sterility. A great fear of men until they are on the operating table.

This is thing 370: How do people deal with carrying such massive key-chains?

This is thing 371: Plastic society.

This is thing 372: Hollywood is too formulaic.

This is thing 373: I think I am addicted to love.

This is thing 374: Oven grease should not be mixed with book dust.

This is thing 375: If all of the pieces of the true cross were assembled, we would have a cross of many, many feet. Probably too many feet. . . unless Joseph of Arimethia was Paul Bunyan.

This is thing 376: Snuff is loads of fun.

This is thing 377: Keep on going!

This is thing 378: It helps to look at an inspirational quote every now and again.

This is thing 379: Mirrors are a great place.

This is thing 380: briefcase

This is thing 381: CD's that do not fit into a cd storage rack make me crazy with anger.

This is thing 382: More ink

This is thing 383: Persian's used wicker shields.

This is thing 384: I was disturbed by the old Wicker Man movie.

This is thing 385: It is hard to decide which is better.

This is thing 386: Poorly-planned.

This is thing 387: Ack, this is thing 387, so it is, like, but.

This is thing 388: I've never tried eel.

This is thing 389: What if this is too personal?

This is thing 390: Shadows won't leave me alone.

This is thing 391: The light is out.

This is thing 392: The alley is full of ants. Giant ants.

This is thing 393: I hope I run into one of those homeless guys with the cupon books.

This is thing 394: The Michigan is better than The State.

This is thing 395: Combat books.

This is thing 396: They say that video games are the ultimate art form. I'm not sure...

This is thing 397: Butterfinger ice-cream generally gets high marks. Not this time.

This is thing 398: No one messes with John Coltrane and lives.

This is thing 399: I think you need a better vacum.

This is thing 400: The darts just kept bouncing out.

This is thing 401: Ramen noodles are no substitute for real food.Guinness is.

This is thing 402: I could not get enough.

This is thing 403: Strawberry jam on toast.

This is thing 404: She made us watch those movies.

This is thing 405: Some diseases are scary.

This is thing 406: 100 times a day is not so much.

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