Things 407-451

This is thing 407: Things dont work often enough too often.

This is thing 408: Cloves are delicious.

This is thing 409: Boring boring boring boring boring boring.

This is thing 410: Old man poop

This is thing 411: Ultraviolent

This is thing 412: Thoughts on the meaning of life often become outdated.

This is thing 413: Who the retardation thought this was a good idea.

This is thing 414: Some people poop hammers.

This is thing 415: Why do fart jokes never get old?

This is thing 416: Cause "mature" adults still think they're hilarious.

This is thing 417: "Maturity" is a myth.

This is thing 418: In reality it is just tact and good sense.

This is thing 419: People drive you insane.

This is thing 420: People help keep you sane.

This is thing 421: Mmmmm pizza

This is thing 422: Streak marks

This is thing 423: People are dumb, unless they arent.

This is thing 424: Contrary to popular belief, life is a full of and by nature a contradiction.

This is thing 425: Popular belief is short for what everyone is dumb enough to believe.

This is thing 426: If you have to think about it, don't do it.

This is thing 427: If you have to think about how to do it, ask for help.

This is thing 428: If you dont think people will realize this later.

This is thing 429: If all else fails, shut up and stop talking.

This is thing 430: Skin lotion

This is thing 431: "I pooped a hammer."

This is thing 432: Life is really moving at the same speed all the time.

This is thing 433: It just seems so short in the past, so slow in the present, and so far away in the future.

This is thing 434: Some people no matter how hard they try will always smell bad.

This is thing 435: Unsurety makes me nervous.

This is thing 436: God is awesome.

This is thing 437: Whoever invented chicken noodle soup deserves a whole lot of thanks.

This is thing 438: Fantabulon

This is thing 439: Instant Broad Spectrum Activity

This is thing 440: To be honest, sometimes the answer you need to hear is the one you dont want to hear.

This is thing 441: Such as the answer to the oft asked question "why does my ______ hurt?"

This is thing 442: Sometimes it's a genuine thing such as "oh you broke your foot/have arthritis or something."

This is thing 443: Sometimes the answer is simply "lose weight/stop smoking/stop drinking."

This is thing 444: If you have to get a 4th opinion you're probably just wrong.

This is thing 445: Because by the 4th time around it's not just because they dont like you.

This is thing 446: Stereotypes are perpetuated for a reason.

This is thing 447: Take for example "all mexicans are illegal immigrants."

This is thing 448: This is a good example of thing 446.

This is thing 449: Because a lot of mexicans cross the border illegally.

This is thing 450: But not all of them do. So it's perpetuated partly because it's true and partly because people feel the need to make stereotypes.

This is thing 451: We've got a long way to go til 1 million.