Things 701-752

This is thing 701: We have now surpassed 700, that is to say there are now more things than there will be stripper or hobo names.

This is thing 702: Penis Poke.

This is thing 703: Get your flow on.

This is thing 704: Major freaking Magic's, what's so damn magical?

This is thing 705: Leonardo's, most inconsistent Pizza company ever.

This is thing 706: Testosterone is in fact a poison.

This is thing 707: Mauve?

This is thing 708: People walk into things way too easily. Literally and figuratively.

This is thing 709: Homework, I hate homework.

This is thing 710: Flowing creative juices, like a flood.

This is thing 711: Mmmm, slurpees.

This is thing 712: Bleeding heart liberals.

This is thing 713: Add the pronoun "My" to any word and it can mean your penis.

This is thing 714: Scissors cut, usually.

This is thing 715: Goobly gook.

This is thing 716: Your mom....gave birth to you, or so we assume.

This is thing 717: Girls are technologically inept for the most part.

This is thing 718: Sweeping generalizations.

This is thing 719: Kidney stones, worse than labor. (This statement was made by a woman)

This is thing 720: Crotchal region.

This is thing 721: Wooly mammoths.

This is thing 722: Brains, most people have them.

This is thing 723: Kim from Sweden, an awesome guy.

This is thing 724: Can you dig it?

This is thing 725: It's freaking cold down there.

This is thing 726: Rain, directly related to agricultural production and indirectly related to babies. Figure it out.

This is thing 727: In the words of many a wise man "Shut the hell up."

This is thing 728: Do you really want to know?

This is thing 729: This blog is on Eastern time, the stripper names blog is on UK time or whatever that time zone is.

This is thing 730: Since when is someone who is 21 inherently more responsible than someone who is 18?

This is thing 731: You'll wish you hadn't.

This is thing 732: Cancer sucks.

This is thing 733: No offense but some people just can't handle it.

This is thing 734: You could've been a real boy, but you just couldn't cut it.

This is thing 735: Oh yeah, well my fairy godmother turned your fairy godmother into a prune.

This is thing 736: Money, so very convenient and yet such a pain.

This is thing 737: You couldn't do that if you were made of butter.

This is thing 738: Break it down.

This is thing 739: Brain not functioning.

This is thing 740: This is not the work of a sane person.

This is thing 741: "And as the passing of the wind she faded from my life...."

This is thing 742: The irony was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

This is thing 743: Kelly Clamps.

This is thing 744: Why do people who are jerks get mad when people throw their crap right back at them?

This is thing 745: I could've done that Luke.

This is thing 746: The radio is not a good source of quality music.

This is thing 747: Why is it so much harder to be rational than irrational?

This is thing 748: Orifici.

This is thing 749: We don't know what we haven't yet learned.

This is thing 750: Few of their contributions were well intentioned and many were rejected.

This is thing 751: Zions, Zounds, Zoos, Zebras, and Xyzlophones.

This is thing 752: Which of these is not like the other?